Government: Teachers are liars and cheats.
Anonymous tweeter: Teachers (except me) are liars and cheats. I’ve just left my job, Michael, is there anything at the department for me?
Secret Teacher: I am a liar and a cheat, but they made me do it. I had a mortgage to pay…the children are rubbish….
Spartacus: I am a liar and a cheat.
The real Spartacus: No, I am a liar and a cheat.
NQT: Can I please be a liar and a cheat?
SMT: Yes, of course, just make the red on this spreadsheet turn green and you’re half way there.
Government: They’re all admitting it now. What we need to do is make the exams harder and the sanctions for not passing them tougher.
Toby Young: Latin. More Latin.
Employers: What the hell is going on?
Child: Hello? Hello….